Sidney Gish — Impostor Syndrome (упрощённая версия)

[Куплет]:
G    Em   C     D
Unfortunately I am
G     Em      C           D
My own dog, my own fur companion
Em            A
My own old lady on a forum
C              Cm       D   G
Who types in glittery decorum
      Em   C     D
Unfortunately I  take
G     Em      C        D
Myself out walking every day and
Em           A
I hand my legs to the feet and
C           Cm
 I give my head to the leash

[Припев]:
Am             D
  Every other day I'm wondering
G                Bm    G#m       Am
  What's a human being gotta be like?
                  D
  What's a way to just be competent?
 G                  Bm  G#m
  These sweet instincts ruin my life
Am            D
  Every other day I'm wondering
 G              Bm    G#m        Am
  Was it a mistake to try and define
                     D
  What I'm certain's mad incompetence?
 G
  These sweet instincts
 Am Bm Cm
         ruin my life

[Куплет]:
G   Em          Am          D
 I can't smell well, or tell the time
G   Em           Am     D
 Not K through 8, nor K dash 9
Em          A
 For human, grossly underqualified
C            Cm          D     G
 For canine, grossly overqualified
    Em            Am   D
 I don't blend in at  Petsmart
G            Em     Am      D
 And that truth remains for the Walmart
Em                A
 'Cause in either case they say to me
 C                Cm             D
 What the fuck is lost in aisle three?

[Припев]:
 Am            D
  Every other day I'm wondering
 G               Bm    G#m      Am
  What's a human being gotta be like?
                 D
 What's a way to just be competent?

 G                  Bm  G#m
  These sweet instincts ruin my life
 Am           D
  Every other day I'm wondering
 G             Bm         G#m    Am
  Was it a mistake to try and define
                   D
What I'm certain's mad incompetence?
 G
  These sweet instincts
 Am Bm Cm
         ruin my life

[Проигрыш]:
Am          D Bm E
(Da-da-da...)
Am D G G
A F#m Bm E }2x
F#m B E E

[Куплет]:
A        F#m       Bm      E
 Just watch me, moving far away

A    F#m  Bm       E
 Nobody even knows my name and
F#m       B
 No one suspects that I'm not fine, and
D        Dm             E      A
 Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein
       F#m       Bm     E
 Just look at Victor in LA
A          F#m      Bm     E
 And Syd with the "Y" at U of A
F#m          B
 And all the majors at the labels
D           Dm
 Rebooting soon as I am able

[Припев]:
E   Bm              E
(a- ble) Every other day I'm wondering
A               F#             Bm
 What's a human being gotta be like?
                 E
 What's a way to just be competent?
A                 F#
 These sweet instincts ruin my life

Bm           E
 Every other day I'm wondering
A          F#                   Bm
 Was it a mistake to try and define
                    E
 What I'm certain's mad incompetence?
A                  F#
 These sweet instincts ruin my life

[Кода]:
Bm           E A F#m Bm E
 (Da-da-da...)
A                  F#m
  These sweet instinkts ruin my life
Bm           E A F#m Bm E
 (Da-da-da...)
A                  F#m
  These sweet instinkts ruin my life

Bm E A F#m

       Bm
(Attention passengers
                            E
 We've now reached our destination
 We hope you enjoyed the flight
     A               A
 Now have a nice day)