Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time

G
It's a hell of a feeling though...
D
It's a hell of a feeling though...
Em
Alright, alright, it's a hell of a feeling though
C
It's a hell of a feeling though

G
Who are these people?
D
I just woke up in my underwear
Em
No liquor left on the shelf
C
I should probably introduce myself
G
You shoulda' seen what I wore
D
I had a cane and a party hat
Em
I was the king of this hologram
C
Where there's no such thing as getting out of hand
G
Memories tend to just pop up
D
Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves
Em
Five-thousand people with designer drugs
C
Don't think I'll ever get enough

G
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
D
And most things in between
Em
I rode the city in a shopping cart
C
A pack of camels was in a smoke alarm

G
This night is heating up
D
Raise hell and turn it up
Em
Saying "If you Go out you might pass out in a drain pipe"
C
Oh yeah

Don't threaten me with a good time

G
It's a hell of a feeling though
D
It's a hell of a feeling though
Em
Alright, alright
C
It's a hell of a feeling though

It's a hell of a feeling though

G
What are these footprints?
D
They don't look very human-like
Em
Now I wish that I could find my clothes
C
Bedsheets and a morning rose
G
I wanna wake up
D
Can't even tell if this is a dream
Em
How did we end up in my neighbors pool
C
Upside-down with a perfect view?
G
Bought a bar at the speed of sound
D
Fancy feet dancing through this town
Em
Lost my mind in a wedding gown
C
Don't think I'll ever get it now

(Don't think I'll ever get it now)

G
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
D
And most things in between
Em
I rode the city in a shopping cart
C
A pack of camels was in a smoke alarm

G
This night is heating up
D
Raise hell and turn it up
Em
Saying "If you Go out you might pass out in a drain pipe"
C
Oh yeah

Don't threaten me with a good time

G
I'm a scholar and a gentleman
D
And I usually don't fall when I try to stand
Em
I lost a bet to a guy in a Chiffon skirt
C
But I make these high heels work
G
I told you time and time again
D
I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Em
And we all fell down
C
When the sun came up

I think we've had enough

G
Alright, alright, it's hell of a feeling though
D
It's a hell of a feeling though
Em
Alright, alright it's a hell of a feeling though
C
It's a hell of a feeling though

G
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
D
And most things in between
Em
I rode the city in a shopping cart
C
A pack of camels was in a smoke alarm

G
This night is heating up
D
Raise hell and turn it up
Em
Saying "If you Go out you might pass out in a drain pipe"
C
Oh yeah
Don't threaten me with a good time