Fortnight

[Intro]:
G

[Verse 1]:
C                     D
 I was supposed to be sent away
    Bm                      Em
But they forgot to come and get me
C                    D
 I was a functioning alcoholic
            G                 Em
'Til nobody noticed my new aesthetic
C               D                  Bm
 All of this to say, I hope you're okay
               Em
But you're the reason
C           D
 And no one here's to blame
    G                     Em
But what about your quiet treason?

[Chorus]:
          C                  D
And for a fortnight there we were
                         Bm             Em
Forever running 'til you sometimes ask about
                             C                 D
The weather and now you're in my backyard turned into good neighbors
                 G
Your wife waters flowers
          Em
I want to kill her

[Verse 2]:
C                    D                  Bm           Em
 All my mornings are Monday stuck in an endless February
C                  D                   G               Em
I took the miracle move on drug, the effects were temporary
      C              D                      Bm             Em
And I love you, it's ruining my life (And I love you, it's ruining my life)
  C               D                   G
I touched you for only a fortnight (I touched you)
      Em
But I touched you

[Chorus]:
          C                  D
And for a fortnight there we were
                         Bm             Em
Forever running 'til you sometimes ask about
                             C                 D
The weather and now you're in my backyard turned into good neighbors
                 G
Your wife waters flowers
          Em
I want to kill her
          C                  D
And for a fortnight there we were
                          Bm                 Em
Together running 'til you sometimes come and tug my sweater
                  C                D
Now you're at the mailbox turned into good neighbors
              G                   Em
My husband is cheating, I want to kill him

[Bridge]:
  C            D                    Bm             Em
I love you, it's ruining my life, I love you, it's ruining my life
  C               D                   G              Em
I touched you for only a fortnight, I touched you, I touched you
  C            D                    Bm             Em
I love you, it's ruining my life, I love you, it's ruining my life
  C               D                   G              Em
I touched you for only a fortnight, I touched you, I touched you

[Outro]:
           C                   D
Thought of calling ya, but you won't pick up
        Bm                 Em
Another fortnight lost in America
        C                D
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
       G                       Em
But it won't start up 'til you touch, touch, touch me
           C                   D
Thought of calling ya, but you won't pick up
        Bm                 Em
Another fortnight lost in America
        C                D
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
       G                       Em                  G
But it won't start up 'til you touch, touch, touch you