Kenneth J. Alford - Hitler has only got one ball (Hitler has only got one ball)

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Hitler has only got one ball,
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Göring has two but very small,
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Himmler is rather sim’lar,
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But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

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Hitler has only got one ball,
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The other is in the Albert Hall,
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His mother, the dirty bugger,
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Chopped it off when Hitler was small.

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She threw it into the apple tree,
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the wind blew it into the deep blue sea,
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Where the fishes got out their dishes,
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And ate scallops and bollocks for tea.

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Rommel has four or five, I guess,
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No one's quite sure 'bout Rudolf Hess,
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Schmeling's always yelling,
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But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.