Viagra

Capo 3 
 
             E                 A                   E 
There was a time when I could make love all night long 
        E                                   B7
Like a big rooster in the barnyard, I felt strong 
     E                             A  
But now my private part needs an emergency jump start 
           B7                     E 
I’m gonna go to Viagra before it falls 
 
My wife put on a sexy negligee 
But I just had to turn the other way 
She so full of frustration cause I can’t rise to the occasion 
I’m gonna go to Viagra before it falls 
 
Chorus: 
            B7                    E 
I know I’m not the man I used to be 
             F#                       B7 
This sudden lack of manly prowess is killin’ my self esteem 
       E                                A  
But I feel like such a failure with my broke down genitalia 
           B7                     E 
I’m gonna go to Viagra before it falls 
 
I know a man who is 96 years old 
He poured Viagra in his Jello bowl 
But now the old women won’t leave him alone, 
he’s the king of the nursing home 
I’m gonna go to Viagra before it falls