Eins, Zwei, Drei

[Intro]:
Bm Bm Bm C5

[Verse 1]:
Bm                                C5
So sick of doing the whole 9 to 5
Bm
I pay my dues, I'm just stayin' alive
C5         G
And I'm so bored of it, bored of it
               A                         F#m
Oh, what's the point of it, point of it? (Oh ja, ja, ja)
Bm                              C5
А paracetamol to quench the pain
    Bm
The office cubicle has trapped me again
       G                           A            F#m
Аm I a mouse in a cage, am I d-d-d-demotivational?

[Interlude]:
Bm                                                                           N.C.
Ah, if only there was a language that I can count in that would make me feel better (Oh ja!)

[Chorus]:
Bm
Eins, zwei, drei darlin', I need something salty
Bm
Eins, zwei, drei with a slice of pepperoni
G
I'll pay, you can owe me that'll be a pony
Em
Eins, zwei, drei I'm comin' back to life
Bm
Eins, zwei, drei got me feeling okеy-dokey
Bm
Eins, zwei, drei goodbyе drudgery, hello me
G
So light you can throw me kill at karaoke
Em
Eins, zwei, drei I'm coming back to life

[Verse 2]:
Bm
Countin' in English doesn't cut the mustard
Bm
So sick of munching roly-poly with custard
       G
I'm so bored with it, bored with it
                            A            F#m
Oh, what's the point of it, point of it? (Oh ja, ja, ja)
Bm
I've always been a fan of aviation
Bm
I'm jumpin' on a plane to another nation
           G
And all my pounds, they feel counterfeit
            A        N.C.
I need some euros to count on it

[Chorus]:
Bm
Eins, zwei, drei darlin', I need something salty
Bm
Eins, zwei, drei with a slice of pepperoni
G
I'll pay, you can owe me that'll be a pony
Em
Eins, zwei, drei I'm comin' back to life
Bm
Eins, zwei, drei got me feeling okеy-dokey
Bm
Eins, zwei, drei goodbyе drudgery, hello me
G
So light you can throw me kill at karaoke
Em
Eins, zwei, drei I'm coming back to life

[Bridge]:
Bm         C5 G5
Eins.. Zwei.. Drei..
Em
Eins, zwei-Eins, zwei, drei!

[Chorus]:
N.C.
Eins, zwei, drei darlin', I need something salty
N.C.
Eins, zwei, drei with a slice of pepperoni
G
I'll pay, you can owe me that'll be a pony
Em
Eins, zwei, drei I'm comin' back to life
Bm
Eins, zwei, drei got me feeling okеy-dokey
Bm
Eins, zwei, drei goodbyе drudgery, hello me
G
So light you can throw me kill at karaoke
Em
Eins, zwei, drei I'm coming back to life

[Outro]:
Bm
Eins, zwei, drei!
Bm
Eins, zwei, drei!
N.C.
I'm comin' back to life