Haggard Merle — Okie From Muskogee

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We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee; 
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we don't take our trips on LSD 
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We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street; 
we like livin' right, and bein' free. 
 
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We don't make a party out of lovin';   
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we like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo;            
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy,
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like the hippies out in San Francisco do. 
  
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I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee, 
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a place where even squares can have a ball 
We still wave “Old Glory” down at the courthouse, 
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and white lightnin' still the biggest thrill of all 
 
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Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;
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beads and Roman sandals won't be seen. 
Football's still the roughest thing on campus, 
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and the kids there still respect the college Dean. 
 
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And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee, 
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a place where even squares can have a ball 
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse, 
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and white lightnin' still the biggest thrill of all 
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We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse, 
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in Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.