Barenaked Ladies — If I Had A 10000

ARTIST: Barenaked Ladies
SONG: If I Had 00000
TABBED BY: Кеnnетн Peng
http://smashinggrapes.cjb.net

Really cool catchy song, one of the Ladies' older ones.
CAPO ON 2ND FRET


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If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G    D         C
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
G     D              C
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G            D                  C
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
G     D              C
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
G    D         C
I'd buy you a К-car (A nice reliant automobile)
G     D              C                     D
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love

C     D             G                     Em               C
If I had a million dollars, We'd build a tree fort in our yard
C     D             G                   Em                      C
If I had a million dollars,  You could help it wouldn't be that hard
C     D             G                             Em               C
If I had a million dollars, We could put like a little refrigerator in                  there (We could keep snacks and beverages)

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars, We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars, We'd take a limosine cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars, We wouldn't have to eat craft dinner
(but we would. We'd just eat more)

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, I'd be rich