[Куплет]:
G Em C D
Unfortunately I am
G Em C D D#m
My own dog, my own fur companion
Em7 A7
My own old lady on a forum
C Cm D G
Who types in glittery decorum
Em C D
Unfortunately I take
G Em C D D#m7
Myself out walking every day and
Em7 A7
I hand my legs to the feet and
C Cm
I give my head to the leash
[Припев]:
Am7 D9
Every other day I'm wondering
Gmaj7 G#m7b5 G#m7 Am7
What's a human being gotta be like?
D9
What's a way to just be competent?
Gmaj7 G#m7b5 G#m7
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Am7 D9
Every other day I'm wondering
Gmaj7 G#m7b5 G#m7 Am7
Was it a mistake to try and define
D9
What I'm certain's mad incompetence?
Gmaj7
These sweet instincts
Am7 Bm7 Cm7
ruin my life
[Куплет]:
G Em Am7 D
I can't smell well, or tell the time
G Em Am7 D D#m7
Not K through 8, nor K dash 9
Em7 A7
For human, grossly underqualified
C Cm D G
For canine, grossly overqualified
Em Am7 D
I don't blend in at Petsmart
G Em Am7 D D#m7
And that truth remains for the Walmart
Em7 A7
'Cause in either case they say to me
C Cm D
What the fuck is lost in aisle three?
[Припев]:
Am7 D9
Every other day I'm wondering
Gmaj7 G#m7b5 G#m7 Am7
What's a human being gotta be like?
D9
What's a way to just be competent?
Gmaj7 G#m7b5 G#m7
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Am7 D9
Every other day I'm wondering
Gmaj7 G#m7b5 G#m7 Am7
Was it a mistake to try and define
D9
What I'm certain's mad incompetence?
Gmaj7
These sweet instincts
Am7 Bm7 Cm7
ruin my life
[Проигрыш]:
Am7 D7 Bm7 E7
(Da-da-da...)
Am7 D7 G G
A F#m Bm7 E }2x
F#m B7 E E
[Куплет]:
A F#m Bm7 E
Just watch me, moving far away
A F#m Bm7 E Fm7
Nobody even knows my name and
F#m7 B7
No one suspects that I'm not fine, and
D Dm E A
Nobody outs behavioral Frankenstein
F#m Bm7 E
Just look at Victor in LA
A F#m Bm7 E Fm
And Syd with the "Y" at U of A
F#m7 B7
And all the majors at the labels
D Dm
Rebooting soon as I am able
[Припев]:
E Bm7 E9
(a- ble) Every other day I'm wondering
Amaj7 F#7 Bm7
What's a human being gotta be like?
E9
What's a way to just be competent?
Amaj7 F#7
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Bm7 E9
Every other day I'm wondering
Amaj7 F#7 Bm7
Was it a mistake to try and define
E9
What I'm certain's mad incompetence?
Amaj7 F#7
These sweet instincts ruin my life
[Кода]:
Bm7 E9 Amaj7 F#m7 Bm7 E9
(Da-da-da...)
Amaj7 F#m7
These sweet instinkts ruin my life
Bm7 E9 Amaj7 F#m7 Bm7 E9
(Da-da-da...)
Amaj7 F#m7
These sweet instinkts ruin my life
Bm7 E9 Amaj7 F#m7
Bm7
(Attention passengers
E9
We've now reached our destination
We hope you enjoyed the flight
A A
Now have a nice day)
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