Space Station 13 - Space Asshole (Chris Remo)

[Intro]:F5 Fm F5 Fm (x2)

[Verse 1]:Fm
   In 2125
Fm            Eb     Ab
   I was on a mining colony
Eb  Ab    Ab/G
   On mars
Fm                        Eb    Ab
   Just a quiet backwater facility
Eb        Ab   Ab/G
Among the stars
Fm   Bb             Fm
       And then one day
      Bb             Fm
I was minding my own business
      Bb               Fm   Bb
I was mining my own ore
             C   D
And there he was

[Chorus]:   Gm      Eb     D
Space asshole
                  Gm      Eb     D
In a truck flying off a ridge
   Gm      Eb     D
Space asshole
                   Gm      Eb     D
Smashing through a bridge
          Eb                   C
And as he landed, out came his hammer
           F                  A        D
Smashed my boss right in the face
   Gm      Eb     D
Space asshole
                          Gm      Eb     D
Planting charges left and right
   Gm      Eb     D
Space asshole
                 Gm        Eb        D
All he does is annihilate and fight

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F5 Fm F5 Fm (x2)

[Verse 2]:Fm
   I didn't sign up for this
Fm               Eb      Ab
I just wanted to get away
     Eb         Ab   Ab/G
Somewhere remote
Fm                                        Eb   Ab
   Just a place where I can earn myself a day's pay
    Eb     Ab       Ab/G
Without being smote
Fm   Bb           Fm               Bb
        But every time I think I'm safe
      Fm                Bb
Every time I think it's calm
    C   D
I am wrong

[Chorus]:   Gm      Eb     D
Space asshole
                          Gm            Eb    D
Hammer swinging - buildings falling down
   Gm      Eb     D
Space asshole
                           Gm      Eb     D
Laying waste to this entire town

[Bridge]:    Eb              C
Now all the rest are dead
      F            A
Space asshole has prevaileld
                        D
Only I am left alive to tell a tale of

[Chorus]:   Gm      Eb     D
Space asshole
             Gm             Eb     D
Comes out of nowhere to destroy
   Gm      Eb     D
Space asshole
                  Gm            Eb     D
Wanton carnage is all he can enjoy
   Gm      Eb     D
Space asshole
                  Gm      Eb     D
In a truck flying off a ridge
   Gm      Eb     D
Space asshole
                   Gm      Eb     D
Smashing through a bridge
   Gm      Eb     D
Space asshole  (x3)
            Gm      Eb     D
He`s The Space asshole